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Helen Harlan

Helen Harlan (32- 28- 32) is a writer living in West Hollywood. She is currently writing her memoirs EAT LAST, FINISH FIRST, a "torrid and revealing tale of the dark side of a glamorous life".1

My early experiences in Hollywood have made me sympathetic to the underdog. I identify with people who are set up to fail.2

And boy does she know about glamour. As an Elite Model, Harlan scored coveted contracts for LEE and JORDACHE jeans before a
disastrous and debilitating meth habit brought her to Jesus. Redeemed by the Glorious One, the spunky brunette3 enjoys swimming, hiking and working on her anger issues. She is currently single and can be reached via weaknights.com for parties, funerals and bar/bat mitzvahs. Her favorite movie is ROCKY. Her favorite color is blue. She would like to not thank all the people in Sacramento who voted her ugliest girl in 1992.

1 NYT BOOK REVIEW, projected review
2 Eat Last,Finish First, Harlan, Helen, 2007 projected release
3 NEW YORKER, projected comment

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